Steampunk gun made from household scrap works as a water gun

Sometimes, things like these leave me in awe of the hands that made it and held it, proud hands those must be. Available from Anachronautic at Etsy, this Steampunk masterpiece has been made from tit-bits of plastic and other things. Coming with a leather grip, it is said to have been held by an Air pirate who ravaged the lands of Devonion Empire. It has such a haunting look to it. With the stains of time gone by, it is inviting, sort of delicious, may be scrumptious. Ah! Irresistible, yes, Irresistible piece with irresistible history and even more irresistible price of $100,000. Now, you wonder about the price, the guy is really not sure if he wants to sell this piece, so the price is more of a test for all you steampunk lovers. And, you cannot fire any live shots from it, its capabilities somehow are restricted to the use as water gun. I wonder, if I held it in my hand, will that reckless machismo rub on me, at least a little bit, not that I want it to. But, just a hypothesis, what if it did, what would I turn into?