Android have been trying to simulate everything that we humans do, right from household chores to even sports. Talking about sports, here we have a couple of extremely outrageous Robots indulging in the World’s oldest sport, if you can call Lovemaking that. With this act, Robot’s have even invaded what we humans consider our sacred space, Lovemaking. While a lot of people will be disgusted with this entire idea, we at Gizmowatch are trying to look at this a little differently. Why not use these robots to illustrate lovemaking positions graphically instead of letting the porn industry servicing the curious minds amongst us? So, here we go. Lets begin conservatively, if you can call this that. Here you have the two terminator robots indulging in the act pretty traditionally, missionary style.
Below, you have the the reverse of the above with the female robot, or whatever you call it, taking control in the woman-on-top position.
The robots now up the ante to get a little creative. Take a look at the other positions lined up for your, er, viewing pleasure or for some, your viewing displeasure. Pushing it to the extreme, we even have the robots having expressions of joy, pain and pleasure on their faces of metal. Take a close look at the doggy style and the against the wall coupling positions. We have the supposedly female robot looking like she is in pain as the male robot seems to enjoy every bit of it.
The men will enjoy this one, presenting the blow job.
No comments on this one lest we have our fairer section of readers baying for our blood. And, the toughest part is distinguishing which robot is male and which is female. As an afterthought, what if these robots actually start producing robot kids? We must do a story about that next time. Wink-Wink.
Via: Robotic 4 Future
Comments
IIIKKKKK! That’s weird but in a techie kind of a way!
Ewwww!!!really what are the techie people upto? Are they really trying to incorporate porn and tecnology and create something this irregular and weird. The least we would want is robot giving birth. Should we call it a practical example of how personification- the figure of speech works? The robots dont even resemble anything are they lovemaking or fighting is what I didnt seem to understand with their mettalic structures clinged on! This is pathetic but as they call it ’technology’!
I seriously hope you two are kidding, because if not, your comments show a baffling lack of sense of humor and I wonder how well you are able to function in society. This is meant to be a tongue-in-cheek piece of humor, just a silly (perhaps juvenile) article that is NOT meant to be taken seriously.
This is akin to someone placing G.I. Joe toys in sexual positions. Not your cup of tea? Then fine, move on, but don’t take it to be serious and presume yourself better than others. The fact that these are robots from the movie ”Terminator” serve to make it even more humorous and absurd. Your lack of comprehension truly terrifies me and I hope you are not in the position to shape the young minds of tomorrow.
I wrote this article and it is meant to be a funny take on things.,.,.,and ofcourse different people will have different ways of interpreting things George.,.,if everybody think alike, the world would be one very dull place.,.,.and im damn sure you agree with that.,.,.,neway happy reading mate
@ George
and whoa that was a pretty strong worded comment mate!!!